Thursday, May 29, 2008

MiniWarrior~ism and Kat~ism

I'm still sick. I was fussed at by everyone so I went to the emergency clinic.
I filled out a crapload of paperwork and paid my 20 bucks.
I followed the nurse back to the doctors office.
She paused by the scale to weigh me.
"I'm here so you guys can make me feel better, not worse!" I groused.
"Oh. HEE HEE HEE HEE." She giggled while the gleeful sadistic wench recorded my weight onto my permanent record.
Freakin McDonalds luring me in with their new golden fried chicken biscuit breakfast sandwich.
The doc came in, poked at my swollen glands and said,"Does that hurt?"
"Yes!" I growled to which he responded with a rusty doctor chuckle and said,"Yeah, I imagine so...har har har."
Evil Sadist Bastard.
He kept asking me if I wanted a note for work. Three times, in fact.
Do I look like I'm 12 and need a doctors note? WTF?
He scratched out a prescription for penicillin and sent me on my way.
Fricken horse sized pills.
Freakin sickness on my weekend.
*mutter* *grumble* *mutter*

On a humorous note....

I called MiniWarrior at his Dads house on Tuesday while I was at work.
During the course of our conversation I mentioned that I was sick and at work.

"I'm sorry, Mom. That sucks that you feel bad."

"Thanks, Son."

"How old do you have to be to be retired?"

"Oh, about 65."



"Would you get arrested if you retired before 65?"

"Nope. You can retire whenever you have enough money so you don't have to work anymore."



"I'm saving my allowance so I can retire at 40!"

Hehehe. The kid kills me.

Kills. Me.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Jewel's New Album

Some of you know I'm not a country music lover--(*cough* Bob-a-roo *cough*)--but I found a link to Jewels new album and its darn good!

Have a listen :)

Jewel - Stronger Woman

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Spring Fever

I am home sick today. I awoke this morning with a very sore throat and an aching body to match.

I stumbled to work for a few hours until the next shift came in--then stumbled my way back home and onto my sofa and Hello Kitty pillow.

I must go trudge my way back to the sofa and lay down again.

I shall return when the sickie beast lets loose his claws.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

A Kats Eye View

I have been busy creating another blog where I have posted some of the photography I dabble in.

When I was 8 I discovered LIFE magazine and passionately wanted to grow up and work for them. Alas, that dream was cut short when LIFE ceased being a regular subscription magazine.

Possibly a good thing as I'm (probably) too quirky to be a LIFE reporter! *grin*

Come on over and visit!

A Kats Eye View

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Two Claws Up!

I am in the midst of reading a debut novel by Tom Rob Smith entitled: Child 44

I'm 3/4Th's of the way through the book and I must say, it's amazing!

It's a murder mystery/thriller set in post war Soviet Russia. The time when Stalin reigned.

It was a time when everyone was fed the lie that under Stalin's rule--everyone was taken care of. There was no crime. Lives were good.

The horrible reality was that everyone lived under tremendous fear of the government. Every action was under scrutiny and you could be labeled a traitor for something as small as casual conversation with friends or strangers. Poverty ruled. Supplies were lean. Torture and execution was an every day occurrence.

It's in this setting that a serial killer is running rampant. The dilemma is, how can people be warned if one could be arrested for admitting there is crime occurring under the glorious Russian rule?

This book has so many twists and turns I find myself reading it slowly so that I can wring every drop of literary goodness out of it.

If you're looking for a book that will immerse you into another world, I highly recommend Child 44.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Revenge Uncovered

Lord V took his beloved sports car in to get new tags today and (finally) discovered my revenge...


Morning Has Broken...

I awoke to this and tried to capture a piece on my iPhone to share with you.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Revenge Has Been Done

My revenge against Lord V for his snoring prank on me is complete.

The revenge has been witnessed by multiple friends with much hilarity.

Pictures will be posted--once he has discovered my REVENGE.


Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Thank You...

Ever wanted to say thank you to a Soldier walking past you?

Here's an idea that I think is wonderful.

Click here to watch "Thank-You-78"

Monday, May 12, 2008

Words Cannot Describe....

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Hello Kitty Goodness!

I had one more item to buy before My Hello Kitty Office/guest bedroom was complete.

Today perusing Hot Topic, I found Hello Kitty (full size) sheets, on Sale! WOO!

All hail Hello Kitty!

Hello Kitty Guest Bed Goodness! (you know you wanna sleep here)

Hello Kitty plush collection

Supreme Goodness of Hello Kitty collectibles!

And last but not least...

Hello Kitty Binoculars for viewing boats traversing the river

Lord V came into my office while I was playing Dungeon Runners and said:

LV: "Oh. You have your Hello Kitty Binoculars."

Me: "Yes, I use them to spy on the boats. Surprisingly, they work great!"

Lord V grunted and said in a sarcastic voice: "I prefer using binoculars that aren't a surprise."

I laughed so hard I had quit playing my game to blog that to you Peeps!

He mocketh me for my Hello Kitty insanity--yet he's given me almost every Hello Kitty in my collection.

We luvs him. Even if he mocketh us.

...although my revenge on him for his snoring prank is still coming...


Happy Mommas Day!

Happy Mommas Day to all the hard working Mommas out there.

I am working today so we celebrated my Mommas Day, yesterday.

Lord V took MiniWarrior and I out to a Frog Pub for Lunch. MiniWarriors current obsession is Frogs. (god help us).

MiniWarrior gave me paper flowers he had made in school and a package of seeds to grow my own flowers and Lord V gave me a certificate for an hour long massage at our friends massage center. WOO! We kats love our strokage!

Purrrrr Purrrrrr Purrrrr

Monday, May 05, 2008

Is It Just Me, Or...

I must admit to feeling a twinge of guilt every time I consume an orange and there is a baby orange segment clinging to a larger one.

I swear I can hear it cry as I separate it from its mother and plink it into my mouth.

I am, however, not completely heartless--as I quickly consume the larger segment (after chomping the baby segment) so they can be together again inside my tummy.


I'm currently accepting donations for therapy sessions.

&%# Kids! Get Off My Lawn!

The following is a conversation I had with new (young) coworker today:

*older coworker snatching up a tangerino off my desk*

OC: What kind of orange is this?

Me: Hey! Leggo my Tangerino!

OC: *snort* It looks demented.

Me: *chuckle* Yeah--doesn't it remind you of the plant that spit love poison at Spock?

OC: ha ha ha ha ha--yeah!

*blank look from young new coworker*

Me: You know. of Star Trek?

YCW: *blink* Oh yeah! My Dad used to watch that show!

must. kill. youngling. now.

Sunday, May 04, 2008

Revenge On Hold

I had a most excellent revenge planned for Lord V. But alas, I must put it on hold as he is sick with the flu.


What? I didn't poison him!


*nods nods nods my head all sincere like*