Oh It's On, Now!

As I was readying my work bag this morning to head out--I noticed my iPhone had a missed call on it from Lord V. and an apparent voicemail.

Hmm. When did he call?

I noted the date of the call was yesterday.

Huh. He must have called me on my way home from work.

I clicked on voicemail and was puzzled at a strange noise coming from the recording.

Hmm. Maybe he accidentally pocket dialed me.

I replayed the recording and listened intently to the sounds...

I froze as I suddenly discerned the source of the sounds and then burst out laughing.

The Punk had recorded me snoring!!

I was filled with 3 parts hilarity 1 part horror and 2 parts pride at a most excellent prank--even though I was the hapless victim of it.

I have just one thing to say though.

Oh its ON now, Baby.

It's ON!!

Little TidBits of Awesome Randomness

My Coworker loaned me Season One of Twin Peaks.

I was busy with college when that show first came out so I missed the whole Twin Peaks Cult following.

I am now a new cult member and all the Twin Peaks rehab clinics have been long closed down and boarded up.

I need help. I have needs. NEEDS!

I NEED to know who killed Laura!
I NEED me a cup of that killer cup of "damned good coffee"
and I NEED me a piece of that cherry pie, STAT!

It didn't help when Lord V informed me he had gone to the (actual)restaurant and had a cup of their coffee and cherry pie.

His words?

"Damn good coffee and a hell-uv-ah good piece of pie!"

Dammit, Peeps! I have NEEDS!

Oh and just so you know? If you comment and actually tell me who killed Laura before I can watch Season 2. I will hunt you down like a dog.

DOG, I say.

*stares at you with the threatening kat eyeball from hell*

Weekend Goodness!

While Lord V and MiniWarrior guarded the homestead, my girlfriends and I headed out for a grand girls night out...HERE.

Much laughter, drink consumption and fun was had. There are many joys in life--but there is something uniquely special about hanging with your girlfriends. It revitalizes one's girlie soul :)

Good times, Peeps. Most excellent times.

Happy Earth Day!

Happy Earth Day, Peeps.





I just have one question: "Are there gifts involved in this celebration?!"





Bring it. Bring it!

Monday *Smile*

Shhh. Don't Tell Murphy!

You know those momentary lulls in life where you find yourself looking around and realize everything is moving in perfect rhythm?

That's my life (right now).

MiniWarrior is thriving and excelling. He's quite the little man now. I see glimpses of the grown up man he will become--and I see a kind, polite, charmer. He has developed amazing coping skills and daily I force myself to let go of old fears of the time I was housebound with him and couldn't fathom him ever being on his own.

Lord V and I are happy. We have a rhythm of living together that speaks of family. When one part is not there, the house seems to hold its breath--waiting for it's little family to be complete again, filling its walls with the sounds of life.

It's a good time, Peeps. A most excellent time.

I am, happy.

Geek Test: Do You Know Your Robots? Hmm??

Created by OnePlusYou

Happy TAX Day!

Bwahahahahaaaaaa

HAA HA HAHA HAA HAAAAAAAAA

Happy Tax Day....

HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa



sumbuddy shoot me.

Time Keeps On Slipping Slipping Slipping....

I seem to have stepped into some kind of time warp--I've blinked and another weekend is over!

We've been busy getting the new house set up. We have most livable things unpacked.
The only (dreaded) job now is to rummage through the multiple boxes/tubs/bags of stuff left in the garage and decide what we need and what we can live without.

When did I become such a pack rat? I ask you. When? HMM??!

We are loving the new house. It's very strange (still) when Lord V, MiniWarrior and I are in separate rooms of the house and I hear nothing but the sound of soft doggie snores from the dog curled at my feet.

Much happiness abounds, Peeps. Mucho happiness abounds.

MiniWarrior~ism: The Age Of Deodorant

"Mom, my armpits smell like pickles!"

Fishy Business

MiniWarrior and I went to Petsmart the other day to stare at the animals. (MiniWarriors current obsession)

We visited the frogs. MiniWarrior got to hold one--and giggled with delight as it promptly pee'd on him.

Grits Mom teeth

Then it was off to visit the fish swirling around in their tanks.

We came across a goldfish so fat that his ass dragged on the gravel!

He was frantically flapping his little flippers and was all ehnnnn ehnnnn as he tried to get his gianormous ass off the floor of the tank.

MiniWarrior and I snickered at Mr FatAss while I covertly snapped pics (petsmart has a policy where you're not supposed to take pictures of their animals--I don't know why. Seems a stupid policy) with my iPhone for you all---cuz I'm all rebellious like that ;)

Normal sized fish


Mr FatAss


Ehnnn! Ehnnn!



Mmmm hmmm. Someones had one too many super sized shrimp macs!