Alternative Fuel

Dear President Obama,

I hear that you are financially awarding people for viable alternative fuel ideas.

Well prepare to pony up my man because I've got the solution.

No Sir, I am the solution.

What's my idea?

The golden goose of inspiration?

Fat pods.

That's right.

Fat. Pods.

*grips my belly rolls*

I am the golden goose of alternative fuel.

Hook me up to a liposuction machine and I guarantee you'll suck out enough fat fuel to run a non economy sized SUV for a year.

That's right.

A year.

You can direct deposit the award money to my account.

And can you make it quick?

There's a family sized bag of cheeto's callin' my name and Momma's got a hunger.

Sincerely,

GGOAF
(golden goose of alternative fuel)