Dear President Obama,
I hear that you are financially awarding people for viable alternative fuel ideas.
Well prepare to pony up my man because I've got the solution.
No Sir, I am the solution.
What's my idea?
The golden goose of inspiration?
*grips my belly rolls*
I am the golden goose of alternative fuel.
Hook me up to a liposuction machine and I guarantee you'll suck out enough fat fuel to run a non economy sized SUV for a year.
You can direct deposit the award money to my account.
And can you make it quick?
There's a family sized bag of cheeto's callin' my name and Momma's got a hunger.
(golden goose of alternative fuel)
6 years ago