I toyed with the idea of forcing my eyelids to recover my eyeballs but it was too late. My eyeballs told my brain, "HEY! A new day!" and my brain sent my hips, knees, elbows and spine out on the highway of "Get the hell up!"
...so I did.
And here I am, sleepy, creaky and un-caffeinated, hiding upstairs in my Hello Kitty office because there is a soon-to-be-13 man child that has a blood hound nose for freshly perking coffee and...god help me...
once awakened the beast will begin his daily regiment of "let's break Mom with 3 billion facts and questions squished into the time the coffee finishes perking".
Which pretty much goes like this:
Hey Mom?
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Which do you like best. Mario or Luigi?
grunt
I think I like Mario better because he's shorter and plumper than Luigi and has a bigger mustache.
grunt
Do you think Mario is plumper than Luigi?
grunt
grunt
Hey Mom?
grunt
Who do you think eats more mushrooms. Mario or Luigi?
grunt
I think Mario because he's fatter.
Do you think Mario is fatter than Luigi?
grunt
Mom! Do you think Luigi is rude?
grunt
Hey Mom?
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Hey Mom?
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Hey Mom?
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Hey Mom?
grunt
Do you like Mario in red overalls or blue overalls?
...
God. Help. Me.
6 comments:
haha, I think it's worse for women who haven't had kids of their own because we dont have the ability to shut out anything they say- I would get exhausted answering everything! :)
when we first got our cats my son named them mario and luigi. then we took them to the vets and mario turned out was a girl. so she became daisy, luigi's girlfriend. hehe ... in retrospect we should've named luigi mario 'cuz he is the plump one. then daisy would've been peach.
Jadey: he can break the strongest will...:)I keep saying the CIA should tap into his interrogation skills!!!
Aafrica: I shall save this information for my man child...he will be most excited and will then drown me with further questions. I shall give him your email address so he can direct them to you instead of me! hehehe
I love this sooooo much. :)
Terri: He is adorable--when he's sleeping :D
had to comment just to tell you the captcha is "claws" haha
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