I have achieved the (near) impossible.
I have captured the wild Christmas beast in his lair.
The Great Belly Of The Beast
Steely Slitted Eyes Peer From Inside The Lair
Guido-the-cat Is Not Amused At The Intrusion Of His Lair
He Sets Off To Investigate The Intruder
"Who Dareth To Intrudeth Uponeth My Laireth?"
"Ah. Tis You, The Bringereth Of My Food Clumpage. Thou Shalt Liveth."
7 years ago