Monday, May 05, 2008

Is It Just Me, Or...

I must admit to feeling a twinge of guilt every time I consume an orange and there is a baby orange segment clinging to a larger one.

I swear I can hear it cry as I separate it from its mother and plink it into my mouth.

I am, however, not completely heartless--as I quickly consume the larger segment (after chomping the baby segment) so they can be together again inside my tummy.

...

I'm currently accepting donations for therapy sessions.


10 comments:

Laoch of Chicago said...

Sometimes an orange is just an orange.

R U Serious?? said...

WOW!! Sounds like you need to listen to more Country music!! That will kill that guilt!! LOL I swear to 'Hank Williams', I'm a'gonna convert you!!

I just put a Buffett 'country' song on my space that I think you will love (tolerate?), or at the least have a good laugh at!!

And as a reminder, there is NO *sniffling* in Spaces! HAH!

Hope you're having a nice week!

Haphazardkat said...

Laochie: unless its juice! (ok. seriously. That was the only comback I had for that one!)

Bob-a-roo: No! I blame Country music!! *runs around screaming with my hands flung in the air*

R U Serious?? said...

LIAR!!!!! lol! I know you are relaxing on the couch, 'scritching' yourself! Oh Wait!! That came out WRONG!!!

Ummmm...... Nevermind! But Bob-A Roo KNOWS!!! *Kat paw tapping*....

Aafrica said...

i'm sure mommy orange was more than grateful that someone had finally peeled away that clinging child off her back.

Haphazardkat said...

Bob-a-roo: :O !! Looks for the nanny blog cam. No spyin on me!


Aafrica: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

Cindy said...

Thanks Kat, Happt Mother's Day to you too!
BIG (((Hugs)))

Cindy said...

OK sorry That should read "HAPPY"

beth said...

And what do you do with an egg with two yolks?
Grinning Dragon

Haphazardkat said...

Cindy: :) thank you!

Dragonlady: nnnnnnnnnnnoooooo! Covers my ears. la la la la laaaaa!