Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Oh It's On, Now!

As I was readying my work bag this morning to head out--I noticed my iPhone had a missed call on it from Lord V. and an apparent voicemail.

Hmm. When did he call?

I noted the date of the call was yesterday.

Huh. He must have called me on my way home from work.

I clicked on voicemail and was puzzled at a strange noise coming from the recording.

Hmm. Maybe he accidentally pocket dialed me.

I replayed the recording and listened intently to the sounds...

I froze as I suddenly discerned the source of the sounds and then burst out laughing.

The Punk had recorded me snoring!!

I was filled with 3 parts hilarity 1 part horror and 2 parts pride at a most excellent prank--even though I was the hapless victim of it.

I have just one thing to say though.

Oh its ON now, Baby.

It's ON!!


R U Serious?? said...

I did that to my wife on a tape recorder logggg ago, and only ONCE!!! I beleive that replaying it for our nieces was my downfall! But I like the cellphone idea!!

Cindy said...

Snicker, snicker!
I can't wait to see what the payback is...

Laoch of Chicago said...

: ) !

Jadey said...

when the/How the heck did he do that!!!
heeee! True love baby!

Aafrica said...

can you upload the 'message'? :D

Haphazardkat said...

bad Bob-a-roo....BAD!!

Haphazardkat said...

Cindy: As he reads my blog...I must plot in silence....But I will blog the results (eventually).

Laochie: :P

Jadey: He called my phone and then held his phone over me as I slept. Bastard--*grins* it was a most excellent prank!

Aafrica: HELL no!! LOL!!!

beth said...

My X did a similar thing....I never used to snore - but when I was pregnant with Number 1 Daughter, well - things change. Of course, since I never snored before, I never believed the X that I was a most loud and raucous snorer! So, one night, while I was sawing wood with great aplomb, he picks up our house phone and call my work number. Being that I was not there at the time, it rolled over to voice mail. He recorded his devious intro and then held the phone to my face for several moments. Needless to say, I was rather mortified - but could never again say that I do not snore! :(
HORRIBLE x-husband!
(fortunately, one with a sense of humour!)
Hugs my friend - oh - and yes, Jadey and I are one town apart. :D

Slick said...

Oooooo, I wanna hear what you do to him.

Impress me!!

R U Serious?? said...

You know..... I am slowly pulling you into the 'Dark Side'!! Yes!! Country Music!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!! I have TONS!! Soon?? You will be playing a Steel Guitar and a Harmonica at the same time!! Do you Yodel??

You have NO idea how difficult this was to type!! Being on the floor laughing my ass off tends to slow down the typing!!


Flip Flop Momma said...

Now thats damn funny..really it is..

Haphazardkat said...

Dragonlady: we must make them pay :| PAY!!!! :P

Slickness: He "suddenly" came down with a horrible flu. *grumble*
how the hell am I supposed to pay him back now???!!

Bob-a-roo: *sceeeroooo* (light saber sound) *wooohhohhooo* *whoohoohhooo* (light saber waving menacingly)
...you should not have come back here old man...
*wooo hoohohoooo* *whooo hohooooo*
...I must resist you now....
*whooohohohooo* whoohohohooo*

FlipFlop: *curls a feline lip and exposes a fang* hehe...hehehe... he will PAY.