Everyone I know (with exception of my little family) are sick.
Sick with some bronchial flu bug.
I've fortified my little family with the complete arsenal to head this off before it hits us.
Hand Sanitizer? CHECK
Alcohol? CHECK. CHECK and...CHECK.
Everywhere I turn people are hacking and wheezing spewing flu germs into the air.
One guy came into work yesterday clutching his left lung he had just hacked out.
When I questioned him as to why he was at work as he wasn't scheduled to be here he said:
"Oh, I figure I'd better stay away from home so my wife and kids don't get this."
*grinds teeth and pops another airborn tablet*
6 years ago