Tuesday, November 14, 2006

It's A Mad Mad World: And I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet!

Tidbits of internet news I read this morning while waiting for my coffee to finish brewing.

1. David Gest, (Liza Minelli's ex)is going to be on a reality show in Australia and refused to bungee-jump into the jungle camp for the show’s opening episode like everyone else did because he worried that the sudden change in altitude might ruin the anti-aging injections in his face.

*snort*

And...

2. Michael Jackson is being stalked by an Australian drag queen...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15516582/

Oh yeah. That's some good stuff, folks!

It's gonna be a Mad Mad kind of day.

Can you feel it?

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

So send Mini-Warrior my way. Husband is a firefighter, and he asks more questions than your typical...Mini-Warrior. They'd give each other a run for their money, and have a grand time doing it.

I've missed you and your writing! Where the hell have I BEEN??

And I'd give up a child (or three) for that pair of sexy boots. My biggest fear is that they wouldn't streeeeeeeeetch over my calves, which I lovingly call my "cows." Things are getting serious on the fat front.

But good onya for the boot quest. And the book store advice and listening ear.

Take care, good friend!

Anonymous said...

I bet it only got madder after the coffee. It always does.

Haphazardkat said...

Loofa: It's actually calmed. It's difficult to be at work today. Aafrica and your pursuit of novel writing has gotten my brain to spinning.
I feel the pull to hole up and write. I have no excuse now as my son spends 3 days at his Dads every week. I have 3 nights where I could be writing.
This thought is eating at me.

Haphazardkat said...

Kay: MiniWarrior would adore your husband! OMG can you imagine the two of them in the same room?
5 minutes into it and my head would be doing the exorcist rotation thing!

The Hot Boots have stretch to them! I know all about the Calve issue. I purchased an awesome pair online. Italian leather. Red hot color. I can't get the bleepin' things over my calves!

Water loss from grief tears do not affect calf size.

%$#!

You never see that bit of life fact in a fortune cookie, though, do ya? hmm?!

Anonymous said...

It's me, Theresa. Hahahahaha...Australian drag queens...:-)))))))

Haphazardkat said...

Theresa: *grins*

Anonymous said...

What are you waiting for? Write! :-)

Haphazardkat said...

Loofa: lol--I know. I know.

The Darker Side said...

Hola Chica! All the news that Enquiring minds NEED to know! :) Loved reading about Mini-Jedi's "trivial pursuit" of the fireman! I really MISS that age - they ask the darndest things and somehow - they draw the DARNEDEST conclusions!

If you feel the urge to write.......... for goodness sake - W R I T E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we'd love to read!
With many hugs and scritches
the LARGE ufo :D

Haphazardkat said...

Dark'scary'Dragonlady: I will. I will!
I am anxiously awaiting to hear about your old flame meeting on Sunday(?) !!

Anonymous said...

I am very jealous of your sxy boots. And I am very jealous that miniwarrior saw the inside of a fire truck.

:)

Haphazardkat said...

ksgrrl: I sorta wanted to climb up into the Fire truck too. It's way up high and I'm short, though. The Fireman had to help boost MiniWarrior up into it...I wasn't about to have him try boosting me!