Mom? Do only married people have babies?
No. You don't have to be married to make a baby.
Oh. Hmm. Then how are babies made?
Um. Well. You see. Um. Well...boys have things in their bodies called "sperm" and girls have "eggs" inside them. The sperm finds the egg and makes the egg turn into a baby inside the girls tummy.
Really? But how are babies made?
(crap crap crap!)
I'll tell you that when you're older. Just know that you don't have to be married for a girl to get pregnant.
(I so suck at this...)
Oh, yeah--that's true. You have to be careful when you sit by a girl...
(oh god, I've warped him against girls...)
...in the cafeteria. 'Cuz they may eat something they're allergic to!
7 years ago