Tuesday, December 09, 2008

MiniWarrior~ism

Mom? Do only married people have babies?

No. You don't have to be married to make a baby.

Oh. Hmm. Then how are babies made?

(oh crap)

Um. Well. You see. Um. Well...boys have things in their bodies called "sperm" and girls have "eggs" inside them. The sperm finds the egg and makes the egg turn into a baby inside the girls tummy.

Really? But how are babies made?

(crap crap crap!)

I'll tell you that when you're older. Just know that you don't have to be married for a girl to get pregnant.

(I so suck at this...)

Oh, yeah--that's true. You have to be careful when you sit by a girl...

(oh god, I've warped him against girls...)

...in the cafeteria. 'Cuz they may eat something they're allergic to!

9 comments:

Cindy said...

Gotta love kid logic!
Thank you for your prayer and hugs...They mean a lot.
(((hugs)))

Laoch of Chicago said...

If he only knew ....

Haphazardkat said...

Cindy: I'm thinkin this is like labor pains...its preparing me for the actual birth of knowledge where I'm gonna have to explain the big Birds and Bees factor...*cries--someone save meeeeee!!* *hug-a-roos*


Laochie: ARGH!! *plugs my ears* LA LA LA LA LA

jade said...

Eh,find a good book & be there for questions...
ugh...
back to bed.

Aafrica said...

just tell him the truth. that's what i did. my son responded to the science of baby-making with a prolonged silence. when he spoke again, it was Pokemon.

Haphazardkat said...

Jadey: not a bad idea :| I shall hunt for a good one. Back to bed with you!!!

Aafrica: LOL! I so dread this talk...

R U Serious?? said...

*Snort* You did fine!! Thank God he didn't ask ME!! The cabbage leaf story usually seems to work!! Or does he like storks?? You have your hands full!

BTW, How are babies made????? HAHAHA!!

Our tree is up! Where is yours?? Just asking....!

Haphazardkat said...

Bob-a-roo: *tsk* if you don't know how babies are made by now I can't help ya man! *snort*

and YES. I put up my tree this weekend :D YAY!!!!

Sue said...

Awh. Long time since I've been here. Nice layout!