Monday, November 26, 2007

Monday *Snort*

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in
the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he
ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to
get rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following
headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the
donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy
back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day.

8 comments:

La Chanson de Phoenix said...

Hahahahaha. So funny!!

Cindy said...

HEHEHE! Very funny!
I'm so glad that you and yours had a great Thanksgiving.
I hope your week continues to to be GREAT
(((Hugs)))

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAOLMAOLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
thanks for the Morning DragonGiggle!
Hugs
and
MANY SCRITCHES!

StuffedTurkeyDragon

Peaceful said...

HAhahahha!!!
Urp! I'm still eating leftovers!

Aafrica said...

HAHAHA!!! that's hilarious!!! thanks for the laugh, it certainly helped to burn quite a bit of calories accumulating around my midsection.

Laoch of Chicago said...

That is a nice piece of ass

Mei Lian 橡媄蓮 said...

LOL... Finally a joke I understand completely!

Mrs.X said...

I'm sending this to my very catholic MIL. She'll never speak to me again!