Saturday, June 07, 2008

Grey Hair and Stress Wrinkles

So...

Wednesday night I was laying on MiniWarriors bed, reading his encyclopedia of frogs to him, when I noticed him scratching at (what appeared to be) a dried up bug bite on his hand.

Stop scratching your bug bite.

It's not a bug bite, it's a tick bite.

Whatever. Stop scratching it.

Next day when I picked MiniWarrior up from school I noticed his hand and wrist was red by his bug bite.

Didn't I tell you to stop scratching your bug bite?

Yeah but it ITCHES!

Well stop scratching at it you're making your wrist all red.

I stopped at a store and bought MiniWarrior some large bandages and some medicine. Back at home I soothed his red wrist with medicine and gently covered it with the large bandage.

Keep the bandage on so you won't be tempted to scratch.

But it ITCHES!

Just tap it if it itches. Don't scratch!

Later that evening I took the bandage off his scratch/bug-bite and was relieved to see that his wrist looked much better. So, I slathered on more medicine and left the bandage off, sending him off to bed.

Don't scratch!

Okkkkkkkk, Mommmmm.

Next morning, MiniWarrior came to me and said his wrist really hurt. That there was a lot of "pus and blood" and that he tried not to scratch it and only tapped it, but it hadn't worked and now it hurt really badly.

I sat him down under a brighter kitchen light and took a good look at his wrist. I was alarmed to see that it was much redder!

What exactly bit you?

A tick.

How do you know it was a tick?

Ticks aren't common where we live and I was sure MiniWarrior hadn't ever seen one before.

'Cuz. It was stuck in my skin. I tried to pull it off me but it's head stuck and was really hard to get out. I took scissors and cut it off my hand.

Good Lord...

Why didn't you come tell me this?

I dunno. I took care of it.

Next time something weird like that happens you tell Momma so I can take a look at it, Ok?

I stared intently at his wrist. Those didn't look like scratches...it looked like red streaking under his skin. My heart started to pound in alarm.

I went to my laptop and looked up tick bites. I felt my heart stop when I read that most ticks are benign but that some will infest its host with Lyme disease or some other bacterial disease that will manifest itself within 24-36 hours with a red rash. Symptoms closely resembling tuberculosis and meningitis...that it affected the neurological system.

Oh my god.

I called the doctor and after hearing the facts told me to bring in MiniWarrior right away. I could hear the controlled alarm in the advise nurses voice.

Now, normally I'm a pretty even emotional person. I lost it. I hid in my walkin closet, because I didn't want to alarm Miniwarrior, and broke down crying. With MiniWarriors Autism, the thought of a bacteria affecting his neurological system had me in full Mom panic.

Lord V hugged me and tried to reassure me. I was not to be soothed. I called MiniWarriors StepMom and broke down telling her what was happening and to tell MiniWarriors father what happened.

She was very nice and was able to talk me out of my immediate panic so I could get a grip and control myself before facing MiniWarrior.
MiniWarriors Father spoke to me reassuring me and requesting to be informed as soon as possible to what the doctor said. He was alarmed as he knew I wasn't a person to easily panic over something.

I raced MiniWarrior over to get his insurance card from his stepmom, then raced him over to the clinic.

They moved us into the doctors office immediately. MiniWarriors doctor whisked in and grilled MiniWarrior as to what exactly happened, how he knew it was a tick, what the tick looked like...etc.

She reassured me that it wasn't Lyme disease as there were no cases of it in Washington. I felt my heart slow down...but then speed up again when I saw the concerned look flicker across her face when she took a look at the red streaks on MiniWarriors arm.

Lets get you over to the brighter light, MiniWarrior so I can get a good look at your arm.

MiniWarrior climbed onto the doctors table and she hunched over his arm studying it.

Well...I have your diagnosis.

Oh God. Oh God. Oh dear God.

What is it?

It's red marker.


...

What?!

I moved from my chair and walked over to the table.

Red Marker.

The doctor held up a alcohol wipe that was tinted red. I looked down at MiniWarriors arm. No red streaks.

MARKER??!!

Hehehe...That was a pretty good joke, huh Mom?

MiniWarrior grinned nervously up at me and the Doctor burst out laughing.

You just freakin' took 5 years from my life!!

The Doc left, chuckling, after asking if she could tell her co-workers about this.

MiniWarrior is grounded until he's 60 and has to pay his Dad and my doctors bill with his allowance...

Freakin' kid.

I don't think Oil of Olay has a product to remove wrinkles caused by freakin' lyme disease scaring-red marker drawing-kids!

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Hump Day Goodness!

hehehe--hump day--hehehehe

That phrase always makes me giggle like a 10 year old.

While ya'all are humpin the day away (snort) I am toiling away for another 6 hours and then its my Weekend. WOO!

Thats right, Suckahs. Its my Friday.

Save all your tears in a bottle for me, will ya?

Monday, June 02, 2008

MiniWarrior

*Drum roll*

And now...

*drummmmmmmmm illlllingi drummmmmmmm*

Without further ado...

*ratttttaaaaa ttaaaaadaaaaa tattttt*

I give you...

MINIWARRIOR!

Monday Mondayyyy

Happy Monday to you all.

It's my Tuesday as my work week starts on Sundays.

*pokes tongue in your general direction*

Hehehe

I'm feeling better. Still tired as heck--but the golf balls that had taken up residence in my neck glands have moved on to swampy pastures.

Hallelujah. Amen.

A pair of our friends were married this weekend. They had a Disney themed wedding. The Bride was the Queen of Hearts and the Groom was Peter Pan.

Lord V and I went as Beauty and the Beast. I must say he looked quite dapper in his embroidered coat,lacy cravat,satin vest, and cotton knickers.

He was a most excellent sport and we had a grand time.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

MiniWarrior~ism and Kat~ism

I'm still sick. I was fussed at by everyone so I went to the emergency clinic.
I filled out a crapload of paperwork and paid my 20 bucks.
I followed the nurse back to the doctors office.
She paused by the scale to weigh me.
"I'm here so you guys can make me feel better, not worse!" I groused.
"Oh. HEE HEE HEE HEE." She giggled while the gleeful sadistic wench recorded my weight onto my permanent record.
Freakin McDonalds luring me in with their new golden fried chicken biscuit breakfast sandwich.
*mutter*
The doc came in, poked at my swollen glands and said,"Does that hurt?"
"Yes!" I growled to which he responded with a rusty doctor chuckle and said,"Yeah, I imagine so...har har har."
Evil Sadist Bastard.
He kept asking me if I wanted a note for work. Three times, in fact.
Do I look like I'm 12 and need a doctors note? WTF?
*grumble*
He scratched out a prescription for penicillin and sent me on my way.
Fricken horse sized pills.
*mutter*
Freakin sickness on my weekend.
*mutter* *grumble* *mutter*

On a humorous note....

I called MiniWarrior at his Dads house on Tuesday while I was at work.
During the course of our conversation I mentioned that I was sick and at work.

"I'm sorry, Mom. That sucks that you feel bad."

"Thanks, Son."

"How old do you have to be to be retired?"

"Oh, about 65."

"Wow."

*pause*

"Would you get arrested if you retired before 65?"

"Nope. You can retire whenever you have enough money so you don't have to work anymore."

"WOW!"

*pause*

"I'm saving my allowance so I can retire at 40!"



Hehehe. The kid kills me.

Kills. Me.


Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Jewel's New Album

Some of you know I'm not a country music lover--(*cough* Bob-a-roo *cough*)--but I found a link to Jewels new album and its darn good!

Have a listen :)

Jewel - Stronger Woman

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Spring Fever

I am home sick today. I awoke this morning with a very sore throat and an aching body to match.

I stumbled to work for a few hours until the next shift came in--then stumbled my way back home and onto my sofa and Hello Kitty pillow.

I must go trudge my way back to the sofa and lay down again.

I shall return when the sickie beast lets loose his claws.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

A Kats Eye View

I have been busy creating another blog where I have posted some of the photography I dabble in.

When I was 8 I discovered LIFE magazine and passionately wanted to grow up and work for them. Alas, that dream was cut short when LIFE ceased being a regular subscription magazine.

Possibly a good thing as I'm (probably) too quirky to be a LIFE reporter! *grin*

Come on over and visit!

A Kats Eye View

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Two Claws Up!

I am in the midst of reading a debut novel by Tom Rob Smith entitled: Child 44

I'm 3/4Th's of the way through the book and I must say, it's amazing!

It's a murder mystery/thriller set in post war Soviet Russia. The time when Stalin reigned.

It was a time when everyone was fed the lie that under Stalin's rule--everyone was taken care of. There was no crime. Lives were good.

The horrible reality was that everyone lived under tremendous fear of the government. Every action was under scrutiny and you could be labeled a traitor for something as small as casual conversation with friends or strangers. Poverty ruled. Supplies were lean. Torture and execution was an every day occurrence.

It's in this setting that a serial killer is running rampant. The dilemma is, how can people be warned if one could be arrested for admitting there is crime occurring under the glorious Russian rule?

This book has so many twists and turns I find myself reading it slowly so that I can wring every drop of literary goodness out of it.

If you're looking for a book that will immerse you into another world, I highly recommend Child 44.


http://www.amazon.com/Child-44-Tom-Rob-Smith/dp/0446402389/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1211379079&sr=8-1

Monday, May 19, 2008

Revenge Uncovered

Lord V took his beloved sports car in to get new tags today and (finally) discovered my revenge...



Bwahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!

Morning Has Broken...

I awoke to this and tried to capture a piece on my iPhone to share with you.


Sunday, May 18, 2008

Revenge Has Been Done

My revenge against Lord V for his snoring prank on me is complete.

The revenge has been witnessed by multiple friends with much hilarity.

Pictures will be posted--once he has discovered my REVENGE.

Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Thank You...

Ever wanted to say thank you to a Soldier walking past you?

Here's an idea that I think is wonderful.

Click here to watch "Thank-You-78"

Monday, May 12, 2008

Words Cannot Describe....

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Hello Kitty Goodness!

I had one more item to buy before My Hello Kitty Office/guest bedroom was complete.

Today perusing Hot Topic, I found Hello Kitty (full size) sheets, on Sale! WOO!

All hail Hello Kitty!


Hello Kitty Guest Bed Goodness! (you know you wanna sleep here)




Hello Kitty plush collection



Supreme Goodness of Hello Kitty collectibles!




And last but not least...


Hello Kitty Binoculars for viewing boats traversing the river




Lord V came into my office while I was playing Dungeon Runners and said:

LV: "Oh. You have your Hello Kitty Binoculars."

Me: "Yes, I use them to spy on the boats. Surprisingly, they work great!"

Lord V grunted and said in a sarcastic voice: "I prefer using binoculars that aren't a surprise."

I laughed so hard I had quit playing my game to blog that to you Peeps!

He mocketh me for my Hello Kitty insanity--yet he's given me almost every Hello Kitty in my collection.

We luvs him. Even if he mocketh us.

...although my revenge on him for his snoring prank is still coming...

hehehehe

Happy Mommas Day!

Happy Mommas Day to all the hard working Mommas out there.

I am working today so we celebrated my Mommas Day, yesterday.

Lord V took MiniWarrior and I out to a Frog Pub for Lunch. MiniWarriors current obsession is Frogs. (god help us).

MiniWarrior gave me paper flowers he had made in school and a package of seeds to grow my own flowers and Lord V gave me a certificate for an hour long massage at our friends massage center. WOO! We kats love our strokage!

Purrrrr Purrrrrr Purrrrr

Monday, May 05, 2008

Is It Just Me, Or...

I must admit to feeling a twinge of guilt every time I consume an orange and there is a baby orange segment clinging to a larger one.

I swear I can hear it cry as I separate it from its mother and plink it into my mouth.

I am, however, not completely heartless--as I quickly consume the larger segment (after chomping the baby segment) so they can be together again inside my tummy.

...

I'm currently accepting donations for therapy sessions.


&%# Kids! Get Off My Lawn!

The following is a conversation I had with new (young) coworker today:

*older coworker snatching up a tangerino off my desk*

OC: What kind of orange is this?

Me: Hey! Leggo my Tangerino!

OC: *snort* It looks demented.

Me: *chuckle* Yeah--doesn't it remind you of the plant that spit love poison at Spock?

OC: ha ha ha ha ha--yeah!

*blank look from young new coworker*

Me: You know. Spock...off of Star Trek?

YCW: *blink* Oh yeah! My Dad used to watch that show!


must. kill. youngling. now.


Sunday, May 04, 2008

Revenge On Hold

I had a most excellent revenge planned for Lord V. But alas, I must put it on hold as he is sick with the flu.

*blink*

What? I didn't poison him!

Honest.

*nods nods nods my head all sincere like*


Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Oh It's On, Now!

As I was readying my work bag this morning to head out--I noticed my iPhone had a missed call on it from Lord V. and an apparent voicemail.

Hmm. When did he call?

I noted the date of the call was yesterday.

Huh. He must have called me on my way home from work.

I clicked on voicemail and was puzzled at a strange noise coming from the recording.

Hmm. Maybe he accidentally pocket dialed me.

I replayed the recording and listened intently to the sounds...

I froze as I suddenly discerned the source of the sounds and then burst out laughing.

The Punk had recorded me snoring!!

I was filled with 3 parts hilarity 1 part horror and 2 parts pride at a most excellent prank--even though I was the hapless victim of it.

I have just one thing to say though.

Oh its ON now, Baby.

It's ON!!