Monday, July 14, 2008

Daily *Snort*

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
-- Ricky

8 comments:

beth said...

Kids are much smarter than adults!
GRIN

hugs-n-scritches
Dragon

Haphazardkat said...

Dragonlady: They have to be to survive being raised by us! :D

Cindy said...

I LOVE kid logic!
I told Tessa you said she ROCKS!
She said Thanks and if we lived closer she wold watch MW anytime and she won't even charge like she did me...LOL! Yes I had to give her $10...I didn't mind, I had a great nights sleep and that doesn't happen often.
(((hugs)))

Peaceful said...

hardy har har!!!
*snort*

Catwoman said...

I love this!

Haphazardkat said...

Cindy: and a well deserved 10 dollars it was! MiniWarrior would love your Tessa...of this I am sure :)

Jadey: :D !!

Catwoman: I love kids. They are so brutally honest!

Aafrica said...

hahahahaha!!!!! there is nothing truer than these.

Haphazardkat said...

Aafrica: :D !!