MiniWarrior was in the back seat of my truck, yacking to a friend about his current obsession: snakes and bugs.
MiniWarrior: Do Anaconda's bite you?
Friend: No. They squeeze you.
MiniWarrior: Like a hug?
Friend: No. More like a crushing hug that takes all the breath from you so you suffocate.
MiniWarrior: Oh...like a tighty whitey hug?
*snort* tighty whitey hug.
Perhaps that's my cue to purchase the boy some larger ones?
7 years ago