Monday, August 25, 2008

Happy Birthday to EWO

I spent an hour scouring the Internet on how to remove fire and brimstone stains from carpets this morning...why you ask? Cuz' its EWO's birthday and the demon that spawned her might decide to pop in for a visit. ;)

I'm just kiddin'. Really. Honest. Cross my heart...

Actually--the visit is going OK (so far) thanks to the superfantabulous generosity of spirit that is my beloved Lord V.

He chauffeured her around yesterday while I was hiding at work; fussing over her and making her feel all sorts of special.

She informed me last evening that I had wonderful taste in men and that she loved Lord V.

This was promptly followed up by my failure as a woman to marry him.

Okay then. Moving on...

I snuck up to her room this morning and laid out her birthday present, a card and some flowers so she'd have something to wake up to on her 82nd birthday.

Can you flippin' believe that?


That's like ancient.

So lets give a Happy Birthday shout out to EWO, cuz hell--anyone that survives that long deserves a little happiness comin' their way.


Catwoman said...

Oh brother... She sounds like my mother. Can't give a compliment without following it up with a criticism, because, you know, we wouldn't want you to get a big head, right???

Cindy said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EWO.(Your lucky to have the awsome daughter that you do.)
Good boy Lord V for listening to me about the charm guess it was too hard, cuz like it sounds like it comes naturally to you.
ANYway I hope your visit continues to be a nice one.

Haphazardkat said...

Catwoman: man you got that right!! She always says, "People would tell me you were pretty (when you were growing up) and I'd say well she's OK but that they must not TELL me as I didn't want you to get a big head and be all vain."


Haphazardkat said...

Cindy: I'll tell EWO that you said happy birthday *chuckle* Probably not a good thing that she ever read my blog and know that she's referred to as E(evil) W(wrinkled)O(one). LOL!
I shall let Lord V see your comments though! *hug hug hug*
How's your back?? How's Tessa's arm?

Cindy said...

OK so I just reread my comment...You know it should have said "my guess is that it's NOT too hard...." Right?
Tessa's arm is doing great now it hardly bothers her...My back is getting better slowly the muscle relaxers are helping a lot.
As to my thoughtless man problems...I'm working on it.
Thank you for caring.

Haphazardkat said...

Cindy: No worries--I read typonese!! :D I'm fluent in it, actully :|

R U Serious?? said...

Happy Birthday EWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kat is awesome!!!