I went in for my Pre-Op visit today.
They asked me many questions and a tall, skinny blond nurse drew a vial of my blood.
"Wow. You have really light red blood!" Skinny Blond Nurse says, flicking a finger against the full vial. "It looks almost Pink!"
"Sweet!" Says I. "Pink ROCKS!"
Skinny Blond Nurse shoots me a strange look; from the corner of my eye I spy the Administrative Nurse covertly check something on my chart.
"Whatchu markin' down there?" I say, leaning forward to peer at her scribbles on my chart.
"Oh just...stuff." She says, sliding a paper over her notes, her face assuming the careful blank look of 'don't agitate the crazy patient'.
Hmm.
I'd better not wake up post surgery buckled in a straight jacket, is all I'm saying...
Thursday, May 03, 2007
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You should not tell them that you are from outer space. Keep our pink blood a secret.
Loach is right!! THEY must not know!! (Stupid non-feline earthlings!!!!)
Now if your blood had been blue???? You'd be rich!!! And a queen!! Which of course, you are!! ;) A queen that is! lol
I KNOW that your surgery will go very well!! I;ll be think of you on Monday...
I hope your surgery goes ok and thanks for visiting my blog. I look forward to reading your drug induced posts :)
pink blood? you must be Hello Kitty reincarnated =^.^=
Laoch: Mums the word...
Bob: LOL--me thinks if my blood was BLUE I'd be a Queen of a different sort! :D
*hugsssss!*
Tod: You might find that my "drug induced posts" show no difference from my daily insane rantings! :D *grins*
I'll be back to your blog :D
Aafrica: SWEET!!!!
Hmm, next thing you know, people will be able to choose their own blood color.
Have a great time at the beach this weekend!
Loofa: Intriguing idea! *taps a thinking claw on my chin* hmmm...
I was worried till I read that it's just hello kitty blood-- of Course! how silly of me to worry...
I will wish nothing but good thoughts for you! I will miss you while you are gone.
I wish I had blue blood. Would make those bills easier to pay I suspect :)
Just wanted to add: Hope your surgery goes very well and you are back to your wonderful kitty self very soon!! We will miss you, and yes, we LOVE you!!
(K)
I just sent your 'bicycle tire' posts to someone so be prepared for some comments!! I LOVED those posts!!
Hope all goes well tomorrow!
Jadey: *grins*
Mei Lian: Thank you! :)
Mark J: Do you think that would help my finances? *eyes the blue food coloring...*
Bob: Thank you! You are a Sweetheart :D
...and as for the bike posts...do you think if the wrong person read it they'd picket to have me committed?? LOL :D
Pink blood, eh?
I have none at all, at least according to the nurses who try to take it.
Hope everything goes well.
Just stopping by... Oooo, I MISS you!!!...
I hope you are ok & resting
UG I hate not knowing how you're doing!
wish you the best!
See you then you get back. :)
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