We were driving in my truck back to his Dad's house when he said:
MW: How come you're so HUSKY?
I was trying not to be insulted and struggling to find a "kind" answer when he reached over and poked me in the boob.
MW: LOOK how husky you are!
*blink*
Me: Oh!... No. That's not being "husky". Those are breasts. Girls grow them.
MW: Huh? How come?
Me: Well. We grow them so we can feed babies. Haven't you seen your Stepmom feeding your baby brother?
MW: ...oh. Will I grow them?
Me: No. You'll grow muscles there.
MW: Yeah! Muscles! I rock!
Me: Indeed.
3 comments:
David is such a boob man I can't get him to stop pointing out all the boobs he sees (and I'm sorry but there's not a lot I can do about my son yelling 'Boobies!' at you when you're wearing a skimpy see-through shirt).
I love that.... Husky. Hee!
Thank God I am not husky.
Mrs.X: Lord. It was running through my head during the "breast conversation" that I was now going to have to worry about my son going around saying "BREASTS" to all the girls...
Laoch: LOL. What...no Man boobs??
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