The Dentist says I've cracked my fangs from grinding them.
"Do you have stress in your life?"
I slid a look to the 80 year old sack of evil wrinkledness lurking in the Dentists waiting room and clamped down on my fangs.
*grind grind* OW!
The Dentist looked towards the waiting room then patted my head.
Mr. Dentist is a Sadistic SmartAss. *sniffs a proud tear* I love that man!
At one point he had wedged something called a "Raincoat" into my mouth. (not that kind of raincoat you sicko's! Tsk.)
It was a strip of blue plastic that he clamped to my other fang to keep my bad Fang dry while he worked on it.
My mouth was all stretched to hell. I had a gas mask clamped to my nose (YAY noxide gas!!!) and huge sunglasses wedged over my eyes.
He paused mid work, chuckled evily and said,"Wow, you look Beautiful!" Then went back to attempting to shove his entire fist inside my mouth. I rolled an eyeball towards a sharp dental pic and slid an evil look to him.
He just laughed--but edged the dental tray outta my reach with a quick push of his foot.
Hehehehe.
I escorted my Insane Mother around for the rest of the day then made it home just in time for MiniWarrior's schoolbus.
Exhausted, laying on my sofa, nursing my Fangless hole, Insane Mother flopped down by me and said,
"Isn't it WONDERFUL? You have two more days off from work! What shall we do tomorrow?!"
...*grind grind grind*...
"I gotta wash that evil wrinkledness right outta my hair..."
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4 comments:
OUCH!! You poor girl! Pain in your mouth and a pain in the ass at the same time!! lol 'Sadistic Smartass' sounds like a good dentist. A little humor always helps. Since you couldn't reach the dental pic, a well placed knee might have done the trick!!
Hope you recover nicely and don't lose anymore fangs.
Have a Great (if insane) weekend.
another fan lost? you must take good care of your claws, how else you would defend yourself when there is a mom-attack?
Only remember to breath. The smiles are easier when regularly breathing (I said easier not easy). ;)
Bob: LOL! Well placed knee, hmm? I'll remember that! My your weekend be plumber crack free!
Aafrica: I've been filing them to deadly sharpness >:)
Mei Lian: *breathe breathe Grimace breathe breathe...*
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