Monday, April 23, 2007

Quotes From The Evil Wrinkled One

Upon showing her the bicycle with it's brand spanking new tires and describing to her the struggle to get the new tires on; Evil Wrinkled One said:

"You always did have a manly side to you."

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm ON the HIghway to Hell!!!
ROFLMAO!!!

Haphazardkat said...

Jadey: hehehehe :D

aafrica said...

Kat, that makes you no less cute, pretty, lovely, and funny. in fact, only those with a soft heart would remember to put a Hello Kitty bell on her bike. you rock!

Haphazardkat said...

Aafrica: :) thank you for kind words!
she comes from Old School times where a woman was helpless and the man was god.
*snort*

Sultan said...

Well she is right of course, about men being Gods, but that may be the only thing.

Maybe she could be bartered for an upgraded model?

Anonymous said...

I don't remember the last time that I was on a bicycle. I think it might've been 1996...

Oh, it's me, Theresa.

Haphazardkat said...

Loach: *snort* You want her??? I'll give you a bargain! One dollah! You buy now!

Theresa: LOL. I have achy arthritic knees but I still manage to bike. I'm going to attach one of those half bikes to the back and tool MiniWarrior around this summer on some bike trails. He is incapable of riding a bike. He loses concentration due to his Autism.

Jay said...

Um...was that a compliment?

Haphazardkat said...

Jay: It is her way. Compliment backed up with an insult. Is there an award for not giving in to geriatric homicide?? :D

aafrica said...

now i know what i wanted to say: it takes a very secure manly woman to put pink on her bike. enjoy your ride.

Haphazardkat said...

Aafrica: LOL! manly woman...*snort!!*

Anonymous said...

Manly huh....well AWLRIGHTY THEN! Here's to us MANLY WOMEN who know the difference between a flathead and a phillips! (if not the names of them!)

"Mothers" snorts the disgusted dragon as she gamely attempts to heft her voluminous derriere on the small two-wheeled balancing machine.....

Haphazardkat said...

Dragonlady: Here here! I'd much prefer to take care of myself then to have to rely on anyone else, man or woman.
That's not to say that I don't like a little pampering now and then :D *scritches!*