Wednesday, July 25, 2007

A Camping We Will Go

MiniWarrior has expressed to me that if we do not go camping, his Summer will not be complete.
So...
A camping we will go. (god help me)

I've devised a plan to appease my MiniOne. I have purchased a tent and will set it up in the backyard. We will build a little bonfire (I have a sandpit area) and roast marshmellows and hotdogs.

Other than the constant grind of traffic noise, it will be as close to a camping experience as I can (ok, am willing) to offer. He can even toss a fishing line into the creek and pretend to fish.

AND...if we get bored or the tent is too hot? Home is a few steps away!

Am I not a genius? Hmm? Huh?

You may post your accolades in 10...9...8....7...

11 comments:

BO Snagley said...

no, no, no, You must camp out under the stars, in the wilds.
Be sure to take sasquach repellant and at least one big fire arm.
mosquito repellant is for sissys
and you should catch kill and eat your food. you can cook it if you feel the need

Haphazardkat said...

I had a nightmare like that once...*shudders*

Anonymous said...

Absolutely! My kids used to LOVE doing that! We used to invite the whole bloomin neighborhood! Had a "girls" tent and a "guys" tent. The girls were ok alone because they were tweens and teens. The X roomed with the guys. And MotherHen Dragon kept the "babies" in a third tent under her wing! Barbecued outside, roasted mushmellons and sang in front of the fireplace "campfire".... The kids knew it wasn't going away camping but loved it just as much as if we had pulled up stakes and gone to a state park or campground for the weekend!
I'm sure your MiniWarrior will love it just as much!
Hugs and Scritches....
Still-waiting-on-the-sun
Dragon

Anonymous said...

Sounds like an excellent plan to me. MANY accolades to the Kat! MiniWarrior will be pleased... or appeased! Will you be using flint and steel to start the fire? It's easy!! Sorta like fixing a bicycle tire!! hahaha!!

Save Bob-a-roo a hot dog!

Sultan said...

I think camping is something best experienced in a luxury camper!

Haphazardkat said...

Dragonlady: I thought MiniWarrior would have just as much fun (if not more) by camping in the backyard--your testimony proves it! huzzah!
I figure the main things people enjoy about camping is sleeping in the tent and cooking marshmellies over the fire. The rest of the time you just lay around bug bitten and bored!
*shoos some sunshine to my fav Dragon!*

Haphazardkat said...

Bob-a-roo: har har har har har *shakes a finger at you* There WILL be payment for harassin the Kat!! :D

Haphazardkat said...

Laoch: Gawd...I so agree with you!

Wiz's Wench said...

i did this last year with 'fred'..my x stalker. It was fun actually. ALmost as good as camping with half the work!

aafrica said...

i wonder if i still can back out from my camping trip :(

Haphazardkat said...

Mouse: Yep...it WAS half the work! huzzah! :D

Aafrica: plead. offer up Hello Kitty ...:|